Our services are not what you think. We create a safe space for you to grow. You know, to prepare you for enlightenment, maybe space travel.
Are when we worship.
PRAISE PFUN!
Just make sure it doesn't bite, but if it does, our pajas will give you a chew toy.
Music feeds the soul and if you want to play an instrument, we're all about it, but someone is usually spinning.
It doesn't matter who you are, you're welcome. Just kidding because murders and pedophiles aren't our thing. We PROTECT each other.
Visit our contact page and drop us a line, or two, maybe add forty.
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